boy I die!!!

Jul 31

thesass-staysbetweenus:

oneshallstand:

so um.
hey fandom.
did I do it right?

yoU’RE A FUCKIGN SHIT OH Y GOD

thesass-staysbetweenus:

oneshallstand:

so um.

hey fandom.

did I do it right?

yoU’RE A FUCKIGN SHIT OH Y GOD

(via katodown)

IM HAVING A COW OVER HEreE

IM HAVING A COW OVER HEreE

IM FUKCNI NSOBBing

(Source: oneterabyteofkilobyteage, via funkybug)

agendr:

imagine how weird it would be if straight people were real

(via funkybug)

I CANNOT BELIEVE ME AND HD BECAME FRIENDS OVER ISCRBBLE WTF 

look at this hot dad

skymachine:

have I ever told u guys that one of my headcanons is that knockout is unusually loud and dramatic during sex. like the entire god damn ship knows when knockouts fuckin someone because hes just absolutely SOUNDING those alarms

Jul 30

[video]

im laughigng so hard thats a really funny post goo job me *highfives self*

*breaks a f16 in half* whoops sorry your plane is just so tiny

i drew some planes on iscrib and then we were gonna load a new board and i said aww biplanes and the ppl on the board were like. what . what does that mean and i explained and they told me to get out

no one on iscribble is into planes :+ ( 

i asked iscrib what the coolest plane they could think of was and then somebody started saying shapes and i was like. um yeah sr71 blackbirds are cool and they were like. OH . AIRPLANEs

theatrefetish:

Things girls look for in a boy:
•Day Man
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone

(via koujakuandthediamonds)