"He ached to tell Megatron how much of a whore he looked, face all stuffed with spike like that. But Megatron’s temper was easily roused, and Starscream really wanted to come before that happened." i feel it starscream

megatron would totally use starscream for Sex what sort of indication has led you to believe he wouldnt

did i fucking ask for starscream/soundwave?

ill tell you what IM making enging revving noises reading this 

FUCK i have to prepare myself for every paragraph DAMNIT 

I LOVE IT in fics when they r like. “engine revved..” or like . car shit yaknow

i wanna write transformers porn ive never actually like genuinely Wanted to write porn before over a fandom BUT

alfie-inc:

effses:

Why do watersports fetishists always look so pissed?

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I can’t stop looking at this pic of drift that is my phone bg

sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

k-sainty:

When people forget there’s more to shipping characters than just the sex.

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He rejected my stew

TGE FLAMANGOES ARE MY FAV

The scariest/ most upsetting part about this film is the pickles that have a government and homes and families and stuff

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm