Every time I breathe I can’t breathe

*gets forgotten about by Everyone* this is fine


My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

My throooooaaaaaattttttTtttt

He sounds like he’s literally going to lose it I can’t stop laughing at his voice “gad dahm”

Gad dahm

It hurts to breathe and cough and basically do anything

Gays: we want more representation in media !

Straights: no lol

Gays: fine we will make our OWN content then

Straights: no way in Hell am I letting my kids watch THAT

Straights: *lets kids watch extremely violent and sexual movies about straight ppl*

I love pics of planes being fueled mid flight that Cracks me up

Leg of legs

I’m sooooooo sick I’m Dieing

Like accidentally or…? Absolutely not


yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

Rule number 32: appreciate the little things